Just for Fun!

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In 1986 during the Cold War, a Russian Commissar and a Polish archaeologist are excavating an ancient site when the Polish arkie’s shovel hits against something hard in the ground. Both dig hurriedly and discover it’s a treasure chest. Opening it they find jewels, coins, and gold trinkets beyond their wildest dreams. They dance round in excitement.

When they have calmed down, the Commissar takes the Polish arkie’s hand and earnestly says; “Tovarisch, we will share all this just like Russians do with their Polish comrades,” to which the  Polish arkie replies,  “F**k off! It’s 50 – 50”!

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Dead Vain                              

Two arkies and a treasure hunter die in a car accident and are met by St Peter at the Pearly Gates, who asks them:-

“When you were  in your caskets and your friends and family were mourning you, what would you have liked to have heard them say about you?”

The first arkie says, “I would have liked to have heard them to say that I was a great archaeologist.”

The second arkie says, “I would have liked to have heard them say that I was the greatest historian of his generation and who made a huge difference to the heritage.”

The treasure hunter replies, “I would have like to have heard them say, — LOOK, he’s moving!”

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2 thoughts on “Just for Fun!

  1. Hi Diva, Glad it raised smile.
    Two men were walking past a graveyard and saw a headstone with the words,
    “Hear lies a decent man and an archaeologist.”
    One turns to the other and says, “Look at that, burying two men in a single grave!”

    HH

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